So, I haven't done one of these in
forever. Rather than committing to a weekly video, I'm
going to have to just compile four Subscribers into one
monthly video during 2011 Yeah... because this weekly
thing is working out so well! Anyway, a Subscriber, you
absolutely must check out, who bares her soul, offers
real talk, relationship advice, familial advice,
childhood stories, future aspirations, deep thought,
beauty tips... just a genuine all-around
Sage (and believe me, I know a teacher
when I see one), someone who truly teaches without
trying, just sharing her life and her presence.... lives
at this amazing channel: TheSagaciousGirl.
There's an over-used expression that she completely
personifies: She is sooooo real! You're
almost taken aback at first listen. Just spend 10
minutes visiting. You'll be just as enamored as I am.
Anyway, it's hard to pick out a fav video of hers to
embed here; they're all so good! So visit her channel.
It won't take but a few moments before you're her newest
I know you guys are over me
talking about all the things I plan to do in the
future for my show, but there is one addition that I
have been wanting to add for some time. However, since
it would involve actual commitment on my part, I have
been hesitant to put it out there to you guys.
Anyway, I plan to do something like a
"Subscriber Saturday" where I just post
a quick video highlighting you Subscribers who have
special events going on, if you teach classes online or
in your local area, if you hold inspirational seminars,
call-ins, etc. Anyway, as you guys have seen, I'm
not exactly reliable with my video schedule commitment,
but as my show matures, that will definitely be a future
show addition. Well, even though today is
Wednesday (lolz), I want to ask you guys to support a
Coach whom I'm deeply honored to have as a
Hey Canadian Viewers!
Just a quick favor. There is a fabulous, Inspirational
Teacher and Coach who has supported me from Day One of my
journey! Her name is Natalie and her positive life energy is
truly out of this world! Like many of you, she is a mother
and she has entered a Canadian Mom Entrepreneur
Contest that would not only change her and
her children's lives, but enable her to expand her business
and change the lives of many others. She deserves to win!
Please take 5 minutes out of your day to share your love and
light by simply casting a vote for her. Since Voters will
also be entered to win Canadian monetary prizes, you must be
a Canadian Resident to vote (so if you have a
friend or relative in Canada, please ask them to do so...
you guys are my only Canadian friends, so I'm asking you! :)
It's a Quick, Easy, Type Z Way for us to get some more light
in this world... ehh!
This is my first
interactive post! Read the column on the left & play the
short videos on the right.
So, I keep a basket
of items to return to the store, next to my front door. This
basket is comically referred to as my "Return
Basket," but is in fact my "Goodie
Basket." My friends can always look forward to
leaving with random loot, because I never actually return
anything to stores. In fact, everyone from plumbers to air
conditioning repair men have benefitted from my "Return
Basket"; everyone, that is, except me... until now! This
weekend, my guests were instead greeted by a basket that
looked like this...
Much to their
chagrin, everything was returned... well almost everything...
I didn't return that horrid Gillette Fusion ProGlide. Even
though the lady told me over the phone I could. I don't know,
I just felt weird walking in there with a razor I already
used! It's been in the bathtub with me; it's seen my boobs!
Anyway, as a side note: If you can find one, the Gillette Mach
3 Power--it's the green one--which I have owned since 2005, is
truly what's up. That dreadful Gillette Fusion is
Anyway with my
returns, I scored a cool $110... and these are my receipts to
prove it. These are all Walmart receipts, but I folded over
the address section because I live in rural Florida, and I
don't want to run into any of you there... you've seen my
boobs! LOL Anyway, FYI: most of Florida is rural as hell.
Those of you who expect to see Mickey Mouse and Voluptuous,
Will Smith-type, Miami Senoritas everywhere, will be sorely
surprised when you come here and meet us "Real
Anyway, if you aren't certain, there
are in fact 5 distinct ways to tell if you live in
country-ass, rural Florida...
1. You have
HomeDepot, Lowes, and Tractor Supply, but no Gaps.
2. Your "next-door" neighbor lives a half a mile
away. 3. You have 5 BBQ Restaurants but
no Chinese Restaurants. 4. Your
neighbor has 5 cars and only 1 of them runs.
5. Your backyard looks like this...
Now you Twitterers see why I'm always whining about
spiders. Yes, the peace and tranquility of rural Florida
totally rocks... until that peace is shattered by prehistoric,
Tyrannosaurus Rex, hairy, overweight, 8-legged beasts, bred in
the Amazonian Rain Forest you call a backyard!
So back to the
subject at hand... what was my inspiration to make myself
richer? Well, as you guys know, I have been listening to
Attract Money In Abundance Subliminal
Messages, and I've been getting this strong urge
to at least calculate up how much money I just pretty much
throw away. I justify my "Goodie Basket" with, "oh, but I'm
giving stuff away..." In reality, it is an act of not valuing
yourself and your own needs. So
I sent out a little tweet asking if anyone actually returned
things to stores. And of course, an up-and-coming teacher,
Ms. Perfect... err... Ms. Linda Eaves, answered.
She recommended that I put my receipts in my car and return
all that stuff.
So, I decided to take her
advice. I called ahead of time to warn them I had a basket
full of items and receipts. They laughed and told me to
bring it in. Thanks to Ms. Linda Eaves' wisdom &
encouragement, I'm $110 richer today... well a few Miami Male
Review Strippers are... just kidding! Anyway, everyone check
her out and support Youtube-grown teachers. She's 146 lbs
lighter and a fabulous teacher specializing in... well...
everything!!! And from puppies, to karaoke, to home painting,
she welcomes you to enjoy her exciting life journey. Don't
miss her new webseries "52 Ways To Be Your Lover!" :)
MY PSA: MAKE YOUR HOME
A NO-SHOE ZONE We walk through the
filth of the world: Sidewalks, Subways, Truck Stops, Prisons... hey
maybe you have a relative to visit, I don’t know... if you don’t
remove your shoes, you are tracking all that back into your home.
Just as Oprah is raising our consciousness about the need to make
your car a No-Phone Zone, I would like to raise your consciousness
of the need to make your home a No-Shoe Zone. Tomorrow, look down
while you are walking, and note all the muck you walk through... so
you're going to track all that back in your house and wallow around
in it... NOOOOO! So the moment you walk through your door, please
remove your gross, disgusting, vile, revolting, germ-laden,
parasite-ridden, filthy friggin shoes! Thank
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