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IMPATIENTDIETER'S SUBSCRIBERS ROCK!
SUBSCRIBER SATURDAY
So, I haven't done one of these in forever. Rather than committing to a weekly video, I'm going to have to just compile four Subscribers into one monthly video during 2011 Yeah... because this weekly thing is working out so well! Anyway, a Subscriber, you absolutely must check out, who bares her soul, offers real talk, relationship advice, familial advice, childhood stories, future aspirations, deep thought, beauty tips... just a genuine all-around Sage (and believe me, I know a teacher when I see one), someone who truly teaches without trying, just sharing her life and her presence.... lives at this amazing channel: TheSagaciousGirl. There's an over-used expression that she completely personifies: She is sooooo real! You're almost taken aback at first listen. Just spend 10 minutes visiting. You'll be just as enamored as I am. Anyway, it's hard to pick out a fav video of hers to embed here; they're all so good! So visit her channel. It won't take but a few moments before you're her newest Subscriber! :)
   
I know you guys are over me talking about all the things I plan to do in the future for my show, but there is one addition that I have been wanting to add for some time. However, since it would involve actual commitment on my part, I have been hesitant to put it out there to you guys.  Anyway, I plan to do something like a "Subscriber Saturday" where I just post a quick video highlighting you Subscribers who have special events going on, if you teach classes online or in your local area, if you hold inspirational seminars, call-ins, etc.  Anyway, as you guys have seen, I'm not exactly reliable with my video schedule commitment, but as my show matures, that will definitely be a future show addition.  Well, even though today is Wednesday (lolz), I want to ask you guys to support a Coach whom I'm deeply honored to have as a Subscriber:
Hey Canadian Viewers! Just a quick favor. There is a fabulous, Inspirational Teacher and Coach who has supported me from Day One of my journey! Her name is Natalie and her positive life energy is truly out of this world! Like many of you, she is a mother and she has entered a Canadian Mom Entrepreneur Contest that would not only change her and her children's lives, but enable her to expand her business and change the lives of many others. She deserves to win! Please take 5 minutes out of your day to share your love and light by simply casting a vote for her. Since Voters will also be entered to win Canadian monetary prizes, you must be a Canadian Resident to vote (so if you have a friend or relative in Canada, please ask them to do so... you guys are my only Canadian friends, so I'm asking you! :) It's a Quick, Easy, Type Z Way for us to get some more light in this world... ehh!

PLEASE VOTE FOR NATALIE HERE:
http://momentrepreneur.savvymom.ca/entry/3078287
Thanks guys! Luv y'all! :)
   
MS. LINDA EAVES & MY GOODIE BASKET
This is my first interactive post! Read the column on the left & play the short videos on the right.
So, I keep a basket of items to return to the store, next to my front door. This basket is comically referred to as my "Return Basket," but is in fact my "Goodie Basket." My friends can always look forward to leaving with random loot, because I never actually return anything to stores. In fact, everyone from plumbers to air conditioning repair men have benefitted from my "Return Basket"; everyone, that is, except me... until now! This weekend, my guests were instead greeted by a basket that looked like this...
Much to their chagrin, everything was returned... well almost everything... I didn't return that horrid Gillette Fusion ProGlide. Even though the lady told me over the phone I could. I don't know, I just felt weird walking in there with a razor I already used! It's been in the bathtub with me; it's seen my boobs! Anyway, as a side note: If you can find one, the Gillette Mach 3 Power--it's the green one--which I have owned since 2005, is truly what's up. That dreadful Gillette Fusion is NOT!
Anyway with my returns, I scored a cool $110... and these are my receipts to prove it. These are all Walmart receipts, but I folded over the address section because I live in rural Florida, and I don't want to run into any of you there... you've seen my boobs! LOL Anyway, FYI: most of Florida is rural as hell. Those of you who expect to see Mickey Mouse and Voluptuous, Will Smith-type, Miami Senoritas everywhere, will be sorely surprised when you come here and meet us "Real Ones!"
Anyway, if you aren't certain, there are in fact 5 distinct ways to tell if you live in country-ass, rural Florida...
1. You have HomeDepot, Lowes, and Tractor Supply, but no Gaps.
2. Your "next-door" neighbor lives a half a mile away.
3. You have 5 BBQ Restaurants but no Chinese Restaurants.
4. Your neighbor has 5 cars and only 1 of them runs.
5. Your backyard looks like this...

Now you Twitterers see why I'm always whining about spiders. Yes, the peace and tranquility of rural Florida totally rocks... until that peace is shattered by prehistoric, Tyrannosaurus Rex, hairy, overweight, 8-legged beasts, bred in the Amazonian Rain Forest you call a backyard!
So back to the subject at hand... what was my inspiration to make myself richer? Well, as you guys know, I have been listening to Attract Money In Abundance Subliminal Messages, and I've been getting this strong urge to at least calculate up how much money I just pretty much throw away. I justify my "Goodie Basket" with, "oh, but I'm giving stuff away..." In reality, it is an act of not valuing yourself and your own needs. So I sent out a little tweet asking if anyone actually returned things to stores. And of course, an up-and-coming teacher, Ms. Perfect... err... Ms. Linda Eaves, answered. She recommended that I put my receipts in my car and return all that stuff.

So, I decided to take her advice. I called ahead of time to warn them I had a basket full of items and receipts. They laughed and told me to bring it in. Thanks to Ms. Linda Eaves' wisdom & encouragement, I'm $110 richer today... well a few Miami Male Review Strippers are... just kidding! Anyway, everyone check her out and support Youtube-grown teachers. She's 146 lbs lighter and a fabulous teacher specializing in... well... everything!!! And from puppies, to karaoke, to home painting, she welcomes you to enjoy her exciting life journey. Don't miss her new webseries "52 Ways To Be Your Lover!" :)

CONNECT WITH HER:  
LindaEaves.com youtube.com/MsLindaEaves
twitter.com/LindaEaves youtube.com/AllAboutTheContent
 
 
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no shoe zone, impatient dieter, remove your shoes, psa
MY PSA: MAKE YOUR HOME A NO-SHOE ZONE
We walk through the filth of the world: Sidewalks, Subways, Truck Stops, Prisons... hey maybe you have a relative to visit, I don’t know... if you don’t remove your shoes, you are tracking all that back into your home. Just as Oprah is raising our consciousness about the need to make your car a No-Phone Zone, I would like to raise your consciousness of the need to make your home a No-Shoe Zone. Tomorrow, look down while you are walking, and note all the muck you walk through... so you're going to track all that back in your house and wallow around in it... NOOOOO! So the moment you walk through your door, please remove your gross, disgusting, vile, revolting, germ-laden, parasite-ridden, filthy friggin shoes! Thank you!
 

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