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A FEW OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS
Yes, people, unless you are a true sufferer of cataracts, it should be clear that I was AT LEAST 257 lbs when I started my diet. That should be obvious to any mildly intelligent person. Yes, I lost 10 lbs in the first day, 9 pounds the next, 3 pounds the next, and on and on. See my list of weigh-ins. I recorded them in a listing as well as via video with accompanying underwear body shot each day. I realize many of you have not seen my early videos. They are all there... but around Subscriber 500, the early videos went private... I didn't get into my groove until about Day 5. The early videos are filled with many hilarities, such as: I took my beanie off on Day 1 to show my black, nappy, undyed roots that have not been dyed since last October... My boobs are all over the friggin place on Day 2 -- Talk about jugs!... Day 3 and Day 4, I look high and even crazier than I look now... like I said, I didn't get into my groove until about Day 5. So my Public videos start there. But I will do a mash-up of the early Private videos so you guys can laugh your asses off at me! I'll try to post that, but I really need to do a retraction video for Rojeo and share some SPECTACULAR viewer mail. So glad you guys are getting into my favorite authors and sending me yours! It's really so primary in this whole thing, isn't it?! Anyway, back to those early videos: although I reported huge losses and you could see the numbers on the scale, I really did not see them on my body. But I SOOOOO appreciate the fact that I have the body shots to look back on (please take them yourselves). Now I can see all that water weight leaving. And, yes, we will have a discussion on water weight, people. Loss on the scale does NOT equal fat loss. As I have stated repeatedly, I was retaining a great deal of water because: 1. I was morbidly obese and 2. I NEVER drank water. It tastes nasty! I'm Country! I like Koolaid and Grapedrank (not misspelled). So yes, I was a camel when I started this diet. We will discuss this... and something else we haven't discussed... Elvis died with over 60 lbs of feces inside of him... yes, if you are obese, you are retaining much more than water. A liquid diet will flush a lot of "CRAP" out of your system!

I apologize, Rojeo. I should have emailed you first and not just gone by second-hand information. Thank you for trying my program and I am soooooo tremendously appreciative that you are sharing your success with the world. You look great now and you are definitely going to be a knock-out at goal! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I am so happy I attracted you into my world! I could not have asked for a greater gift than Rojeo. She has lost 28 lbs WITHOUT EXERCISING! She got the books and changed the way she was thinking. She said she didn't lose as much in a month as she does in a week now because she never thought losing weight could be easy. But she got the books and she transformed her thinking and that has made all the difference. I talked about this over and over... it has to start there. I'm not a teacher. I'm not a guru. I'm just telling you what works and THAT WORKS. Please watch my "Mind Week" videos in the first playlist underneath the main video on my channel, AND GET THOSE BOOKS! But in terms of Haters, I've been looking at it all wrong in just hoping they would all fly, fly away. But they aren't, so I need to become an alchemist and transmute their energy into something positive. In actuality, I always have. I've been laughing my ass off about it all. I've always thought all this hub-bub around me is frippin' hilarious. I am in fact the most boring human being in existence. Librarians party harder than me. So I do find the fact that I have taken such a prominent role in people's lives to be absolutely fascinating! Please know that your weight is a distraction from your life... and the fact that you have chosen me as your distraction from dealing with your weight (a distraction from your distraction from your life... LOL), is even more telling. But in terms of alchemy, thanks for the "Body Double" accusation. As you will see in Part 2 of this video, it's given me some mystery to develop into my show. Every show has a cliffhanger, some mystery, something compelling that will keep you tuning in... so is it me in the second Body Shot or is it a Body Double? DUNN-DUNN-DUNNNNNNN! You'll never find out until I do my "Full Body Shot With Face Reveal" when I reach 157 lbs on "The Easy Way Show!" WOOOOOO!

Subscribers, I will do my best to get caught up with cutting together videos. I am just bursting with ideas for the show. And just to warn you, these are NOT going to be short 5 minute videos! I may have Part 1, Part 2, Part 3! Everyday I just find more and more things I want to talk about... OMG! WOOOO! But I want to start out with my favorite author: Dr. Wayne W. Dyer. Go to iTunes right now and download his seminar "Excuses BeGone". It's 7 hours long and only $15. He says the most profound things during it (and in particular to an obese woman during Hour 5 -- skip to that), Lordamercy, this is one you MUST OWN! (Wow, I did a good job promoting that one; I better have a fat paycheck!)

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Hey Y'all! Thanks for watching. This is a response to a tag by Smihud. Check out her channel. She's completely transformed herself. Anyway, sorry I'm so far behind uploading my videos. But, I am working on something special for you guys. It's going to be "The Easy Way Show." This is hilarious: I'm creating a show and I don't watch TV! LOL I only found out that my TV didn't work because sxephil was making fun of people who called the FCC to complain that their TVs weren't working! I was like, "What? I didn't know that!" Anyway, let me finished getting my little webpage together for y'all and then I'll get back to uploading the videos... but I don't think I'll upload any more body shots or any more weigh ins... THIS IS A NICE CLIFF-HANGER! Will she do what her doctor suggests and maintain at 175 lbs... or will she keep going to goal? You'll have to tune in to "The Easy Way Show" to find out!

 

no shoe zone, impatient dieter, remove your shoes, psa
MY PSA: MAKE YOUR HOME A NO-SHOE ZONE
We walk through the filth of the world: Sidewalks, Subways, Truck Stops, Prisons... hey maybe you have a relative to visit, I don’t know... if you don’t remove your shoes, you are tracking all that back into your home. Just as Oprah is raising our consciousness about the need to make your car a No-Phone Zone, I would like to raise your consciousness of the need to make your home a No-Shoe Zone. Tomorrow, look down while you are walking, and note all the muck you walk through... so you're going to track all that back in your house and wallow around in it... NOOOOO! So the moment you walk through your door, please remove your gross, disgusting, vile, revolting, germ-laden, parasite-ridden, filthy friggin shoes! Thank you!

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